Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Less talking, more tequila
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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