I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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