My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
