I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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