she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
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