question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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