I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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