wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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