Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
