would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
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