Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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