I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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