put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
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