i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
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