Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Randomize
