some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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