absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Plan B is the new Plan A
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
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