You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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