Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
The only monogamous relationship I can keep is with my eyebrow lady...
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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