new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
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