i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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