He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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