i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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