I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
so that wasnt chicken after all
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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