Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Randomize
