I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
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