brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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