i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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