I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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