His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
you have to choose: penises or morals?
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
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