How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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