I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
