okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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