Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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