my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
i think i have two assholes
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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