she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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