Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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