My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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