i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
Just spit on a sock to clean a spot on my glass table. Oddest combination of so lazy and motivated ever.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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