I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
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