You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Please don't give away my fajitas
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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