i just google imaged poop.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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