Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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