The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We left an ass print on the piano.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
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