Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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