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garbage dick
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you win
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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