I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
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