Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
so much tequila, so little girl.
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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