K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
