Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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