I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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